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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5, via angellbabyyy)

clarknokent:

Bitch it’s 6 am, time for my fucking walk!

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

(via angellbabyyy)

bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

(Source: Engadget, via parydise)

unfriendlyasiangirl:

nothing makes sense and i’m kinda horny

(via yungraspberries)